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When you say a joke a ton but it was only funny the first time
Sam: Why did your mom shower? Because she was dirty!
Charlie: Stop Getting Cheesy
when you in the boys play some drinking games.
Time to get athletic today boys lets run up some Beer Pong.
when you send me a sexy or romantic text and first i kind of hesitate to go along with it but then am turned on.
when its your free time and you can do what you want and choose to come to me.
when i am tired or sad or angry and you rightly retreat especially when its you my hurtfulness targets and then after a while return even lovinglier darlingester warmester.
You: "lets clean the house tomorrow"
Me: "♡ i get the gesture"
To get Zaidyn’d is to be given a joke that is so brutal, it no longer becomes a joke and is just extremely hurtful.
“Yeah man just go left. “You mean like your GF left you?””bruh, did you just Get Zaidyn’d”
Slowly having your nipples fondled by your older brother, while you sleep.
I can't believe someone would compare getting duggared to straight up penetration. Gawd.
When you get run over by an electric car on autopilot. Occasionally starting a fire after
Dan: I heard on the news today that someone got teslad in the California area. This really needs to stop happening
Bob: God damnit. More people are getting teslad every day. You’d think that they’d actually fix their AI, but no.
To have discharge enter your mouth in a slime-like fashion during oral sex
‘Yo, a girl slimed in my mouth last night bro!’
Ew, that’s gross man!
((To) get slimed)
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