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Mitch: I bought Disney plus to watch Doctor Strange Multiverse of Ma-
Kobe: Dam big marvel got his ass
Big “blank” got his ass
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A slang term for masturbation.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
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Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
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willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.
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When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.
Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.
Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!
To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood
Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal
“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”
― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change