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Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
Different type of group of persons usually humanoid bi-pods
Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too
A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.
Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"
"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
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Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
Ready for some human ventriloquism?
When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.
Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.