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To be considered conventionally attractive due to the possession of common eurocentric features that western society has deemed the beauty ideal.
Dixie Damelio is pretty for a white person.
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Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
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Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.
This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."
"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."
Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)
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An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.
Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"
Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."
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Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
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You lie down, and let the girl lay down on top of you, both facing up. Then, you reach around and finger her.
Did you hear? Jon give his girlfriend a 3rd Person-Perspective Fingering!
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The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN
He’s the cutest person to ever exist