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Jacob

When you have sex with someone and then cum all over there face

I Jacob with my fucking sister

by Jhhzjfhdusihehrhrhsjsh February 19, 2022


Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.

Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*

by happy-oot March 21, 2018


Jacob

he is the almighty GOD of all gods

Jacob the GOD of eating food

by CH1LL1 February 17, 2021


Jacob

Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash

Man fuck Jacob”
“I know his roasts are so annoying and unoriginal

by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019


Jacob

A guy in biology who always sits next to Maxon, and has anger issues and known for hitting people.

That guy Jacob is really a compensator, I saw him punch Maxon this morning.

by MaxNLogan April 23, 2022


Jacob

A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.

Person 1: Look theres jacob!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: A very kind person.

by keep calm the dingus is gone June 12, 2020


Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020