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Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC
Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days
Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.
"Dude, I jizz wiggled on your mom last night and she licked it up"
The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface