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Sweet painted lady is a song by Elton John and was on the album cover, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", Made in 1973.
Lyrics:
I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned
If the boys all behave themselves here
Well, there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight
Oh, the prices I charge here will see you alright
So, she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game, oh
Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said
So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game.
"did you hear the song Sweet painted lady by Elton John?"
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A group of racist and full of humor who don't get offended
Guy 1: Bro I formed a new gang
Guy 2: what is it called?
Guy 1: Jazzy Black Ladies
Guy 2: THAT IS RACIST YOU WHITE TRASH
Guy 1: Meh
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The lady with the beak who lays underneath your asshole while you take a hot dump all over her hot beaks.
She also lives next door and molested your animals.
Hot beaks.
"Oh hot beak lady, you eat my shit good"
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Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.
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when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.
man, last night she was a total bearded lady.
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An under baked chocolate chip cookie served frozen. Usually made with real butter and following the Tollhouse recipe on the back of a bag of Tollhouse Chocolate Chips. Not related to or anyway to be confused with pop singer Lady gaga.
After we smokified that reefer Zamfir got out a bag of lady goo goos that his Mummy made . Dude the were wondiferous!
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six super lovely ladies that everyone loves and wants to be
''whoa, look at those lilvietladies, they are just so cool''
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