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a totally mushy, godawful song that eptimizes how rotten popular music was in the late 70s. It was recorded by Debby Boone and supposedly spent 10 weeks on top of the charts. It is now used as an "inspirational" song at Fundamentalist church services. Now no one else wants to even remember it. Overhyped corporate teen country rubbish queen Leann Rimes covered it on one of her forgettable disposable albums of trash in the late 90s or early 00s. For a real good "Jesus song" check out "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by the Irish rock band U2. That song is from the heart and is not a piece of corporate garbage.
I saw a fundie "religious service" one Sunday when I was in the Army. The crowd was shouting, chanting and shaking their fists into the air. They were clapping, hooting and hollering like nobody's business. Then someone noodled on a piano and they all sang that horrible number "You Light Up My Life". Then there was cheering and alot of "AMEN"s and "HALLELUJAH"s. Oh the horror! I expected to see someone in a black shirt with a swastika armband to step up to the podium. It was so sieg heil.
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When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.
Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"
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A video that has a warning of flashing lights
Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*
When you’re hitting it from behind and it slips out and back in to the other persons asshole.
Also known as accidental anal
Veronica: so how was it last night?
Stacy: it was good, except I got break checked at a green light.
John: I heard you got with Stacy, how was it?
Jack: she was great, but she hasn’t talked to me since I accidentally gave her a break check at a green light.
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A USB drive that can carry information in varying increments. It is plugged into the USB port of your computer.
I put my English paper on my light drive flash stick. That way, I can work on my paper at home.
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In a most simple definition, a man who gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Did you see him steppin out the club tonight? Bitches hanging all over him. He's a mobile red light district!
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Ejaculating in a red head's hair.
Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.
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