The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"
Noun : a superhuman power that corrects any wrongdoings done to an individual who acts out in anger.
Austin used his anger magic by getting very angry after his bicycle was stolen, threw a railroad spike through his apartment wall and his stolen bike magically appeared out of thin air in a puff of magical smoke.
Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.
the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)
He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.
A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)
Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol
when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)
guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀