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michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong

Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue

by yung cuck clicker May 08, 2019


michael hegger

Michael is a little bitch name. And Hegger is another little bitch name. If you put Michael and Hegger together it just becomes double bitch. And Michael is indeed a double bitch. Michael Hegger also play the left side of the bench in hockey along with the fat kids that eat during games. Michael sucks at hockey and is the smallest on the team.

Michael Hegger means bitch

by J_sizzle October 28, 2020


Michael Kalin

A badass typically in his 40s

He is such a Michael Kalin

by Lllllllllloolllll April 01, 2019


michaels rizz

A mythical phenomenon that people have claimed to see but is not actually real

person 1: Is that michaels rizz?
person 2: Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.

by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023


Michael moment

The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.

I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.

by I fucking hate jay January 01, 2021


Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 30, 2020


michael fader

A type of guy who's such a playa that he doesn't realize it. He's hot AF tho.
Always asks people if anyone has a free going on.
Wears over-sized shoes with lightning bolts on them.
Never follows you back.

Justin is such a Michael Fader, always flexing for his lady and asking if people have frees.
The last thing I want to be is a Michael Fader.

by AnBon October 25, 2017