hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong
Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue
Michael is a little bitch name. And Hegger is another little bitch name. If you put Michael and Hegger together it just becomes double bitch. And Michael is indeed a double bitch. Michael Hegger also play the left side of the bench in hockey along with the fat kids that eat during games. Michael sucks at hockey and is the smallest on the team.
A mythical phenomenon that people have claimed to see but is not actually real
person 1: Is that michaels rizz?
person 2: Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.
The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.
I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.
The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as
Eproctophilia.
I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.
A type of guy who's such a playa that he doesn't realize it. He's hot AF tho.
Always asks people if anyone has a free going on.
Wears over-sized shoes with lightning bolts on them.
Never follows you back.
Justin is such a Michael Fader, always flexing for his lady and asking if people have frees.
The last thing I want to be is a Michael Fader.