A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.
I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered
Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars
"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him
The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.
Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.