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Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”
That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!
Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!
Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”
“We know.”
The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣
Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*