dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public

that dance monkey can realy swing that sign

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sped monkey

People who try to apply for special ed classes by writing their e's and s's backwards, forget how to read the word hat and throw a temper tantrum, and while having an out loud spelling test, spell dog "ctrsh".

Nicole and I are the most amazing sped monkeys ever.

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monkey doorknob

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.

'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!

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Monkey Attack

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.

Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.

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Monkey Rag

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.

"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."

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monkey jeans

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.

I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!

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space monkeys

a game in which the main objective is to make the other person pass out, for fun.
to play this, the person who wishes to pass out breaths into a sweatshirt or something else for 20-30 seconds to make them slightly oxygen deprived. They then hold their breath while the other player pushes their stomach hard until the oxygen deprivation causes them to pass out.
Do not attempt this without someone willing to catch you as you fall to the ground due to fainting.

guy- hey lets play space monkeys
other guy-alright sounds cool
(45 seconds later)
guy- it didnt work(as he passes out falling toward a bed)
other guy- oh shit (luckily he was there to prevent guy from breaking neck)

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