juke music

poor american imitation of UK garage, sort of urban mixed with house. Niche is far better.

American: Have u heard this juke music?
English: What the fuck is that shit go listen to some Niche u yank bastard

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Pulling a Sound of Music

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

Thuggizzle Music Group

A record label or publishing company founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Music Group is owned and operated by Phillip Hodge a hip hop artist and community philanthropist also known as Thuggizzle.

electronic music

electronic music that is fucking awesome after you've been stoned.

Dude, I just got stoned. I think that electronic music just sucked my dick"

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vivek music

Arjuns horrible musical collection

What the fuck is with all this bullshit vivek music in your car Arjun?

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cheesy music

usually a piece of music in England by Flip and Fill!
although, cheesy dance songs are BAD e.g.:

Fly on the Wings of Love! aarrgghhh (got one of those chipmonks singing)

anything from Scoooter!

Angel City, nnoooooooooooooo

EVERYTHING THEY PLAY ON GALAXY 105! (apart from some good stuff)


generally anything that the little teeny-boppers can bounce around to, waving glow sticks and sucking dummies.

Music : "Fly on the wings of love, fly baby flyyyyyy"
Teenybopper : "oorrrr TUUUNNE" *waves the glow stick and blows a whistle*

PS: scallys like all this shit!

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Shit Ass Music

Any music that is terrible and over advertised, or made by people who have the appearance of a fat male who hasn't taken a shower in a week or changed clothes. It can also be made by somebody who listens to awful music like Hoobastank.

"Hey man, did you hear that new album?"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"

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