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A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
Something that is OK if you LOVE TO WASTE a lot of CORPORATION MONEY AND THREATEN THEIR PROPRIETARY POSITION.
Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.
It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.
IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
As go ahead BE A DO FIST show who really is the boss and start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so you can be a CORPORATE HOT SHOT and act smarter than THE CEO.
The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.
Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.
I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.
The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.
Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.
Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.
Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.
Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
Usually commented on videos/pictures of a couple saying their S/O most likely isn’t loyal.
‘Phone swap’ is when you swap phones with your S/O and go through their messages & socials.
A happy couple posts a video
Andrew: “Phone swap”
Lisa: “phone swap😭”