Jerald Hair

The sprouting of wild, oddly placed body hair that seems out of place, usually resulting in pubic patches

(Named after a famous Gynecologist)

Dude, did your mom shave yesterday? -Yeah but I totally missed all of her Jerald Hairs when she asked me to trim her back.

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hair puller

hair puller means that the person that is the “hair puller” is being the most aggravating and stressful person on the planet earth

“oh my god that person is such a hair puller!!

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Hair Waters

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.

Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)

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Long Hair

something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.

have you got Long hair?
No

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hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

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soft-haired

kind of mental disorder which causes a boy prefer girls over boys.
it mostly describes boys that are single and want to flirt or take advantage of being with the girl so in anyway that pleases him.
if a girl slaps u and u don't slap back... you are soft-haired

maza don't be so soft-haired and don't fuck around girls

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Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.

That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!

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