Did you know afrin is addictive? You use it once to open your sinus and you get hooked, like cocaine!
I'm jonzing for a hit of that nose spray ...I don't swill the pill; I pray for the nose spray...
A camel's nose is sort of like a camel toe in a sense, except instead of the downstairs area of a woman the camel's nose is an awkwardly sized nose that puts people off when viewed
"That camel's nose is freakish and unsettling, my brain can't get around how ones nose looks this way"
A person is insinuating committing a homicide
Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear”
Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”
When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.
“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”
A new type of neurological network recently discovered in the nostrils of Arab population, often times giving them a a unique ability to "smell" a fart prior to the fart having been materialized
When someone who you used to brown nose starts brown nosing you back.
Remember when the new Vice President was hired and Brady was the biggest brown noser? Now the VP is reverse brown nosing!
when you are giving head and the cum comes out your nose.
elena: "he came in my mouth sooo hard he maded my nose lube!!"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"