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When a girl is on her period and has her tampon in.
"i wanted to have sex with her but she had a penis blocker in"
"ah that sucks man
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A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !
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An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
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was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
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A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.
That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.
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If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.
Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.
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dickhead, faggot
or a person who looks like a penis
suzie> ewww look at your boyfriend
cindy> yeah he looks like a penis head
Kelly> i know thats why i like him
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