5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

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5 More Problems

A really awesome band(rock, punk, emo, screamo, who knows? Labels aren't fun.)

Person: Did you see that 5 More Problems show last night?
Other person: Yeah yeah!It was amazingly CRAZY!!!

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5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.

Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"

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Big Gay 5

The top 5 songs in "Gayville USA" as counted down on "Radio with a Twist," the syndicated gay-friendly radio program.

"Next up on the Big Gay 5 is your favorite sexy stud, John Mayer."

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4-5-94

The Day Music Died.

Hey did you know Kurt CObain was MURDERD on 4-5-94?....

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after 5 o'clock

Term used to describe unprofessionalism. Someone using profanity or vulgarity to ridicule or reprimand someone usually in a work environment. Synonymous with verbally "going off on someone".

"Joanie is usually good at handling complaints, but she went "after 5 o'clock" on that customer. I have never heard so many four letter words in a row."

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5 dolla footlong

1. what you owe when you hook up with someone

"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"

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