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a freeway in los angeles, stretching from irvine to near san fernando. used to transport a high volume of los angeles citizens, including but not limited to business men and women, government officials, bat wielding blue collar "criminals", baby daddys, and common coffee shop workers who sell ecstacy on the side. known to be heavily populated during "rush hour" peaks and notorious for its sometimes uneven terrain, which can cause car malfunctions.
"tell me why im drivin on the fo-oh-fi, my hood fly up, cracks my windshield!"
"i dont know why. were you high?"
"bitch, you know i don't smoke til i get to work!"
The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.
To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":
Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.
Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"
Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.
There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.
1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”
2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.
Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.
OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.
Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*
Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*
Oh Spongebob, why...
Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.
Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.
The act of running from the police to avoid arrest
During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St