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when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard
hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio
Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye
For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.
when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.
The art of carrying more then six hotdogs
I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office
A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.