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im not playing anymore

when you are wrong and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you are

oh dear i fucked up again im not playing anymore

by ohhhhhhhhhh dear March 16, 2010

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Play-Doh Surprise

An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.

To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.

by Norton ScanPro December 5, 2006

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


playing some siege

The act of playing Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

Be quiet I'm playing some Siege!

by VespidPluto0367 June 19, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by March 29, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Play Dough Cookie

Yellow, blue, and pink cookie, soft and chewy. Sold at Giant Eagle stores for $2.99, you luckily get 6 cookies with your small investment. Delicious cookie, colors vary, BEST IF EATEN IN THE FIRST 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.

play dough cookie

by Penelope Komo April 27, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


See Emily Play

Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play

Soon after dark Emily cries, ah ooh
Gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Put on a gown that touches the ground, ah ooh
Float on a river forever and ever, Emily (Emily)
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


role play slut

A role play slut is a person who joins too many RP's because he/she finds pleasure in them. Kind of like a real slut.

Oh my god, Jenny! You're being a total RP slut!

Alex, you should stop joining so many RP's, bro. You're becoming a role play slut.

by supitsgg February 11, 2016

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