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A rat that blends into the sand and runs around. Explains many sand mysteries. You must feed them or they will get you.
Girl: let’s go to the beach!
Me: no! The sand rats might get us!
Cabnit, what a fat rat, but it’s ok. We like fat rats, and we except them. Fat rats a very much acceptable. Rats are good. Fat rats are better. But she’s not actually fat. She’s just a rat. But lets be honest, fat rats sound more appealing so therefore she’s a fat rat.
Cabnit rat, you are a fat rat, but I love you so it’s fine.
An intellectual smarter than Albert Einstein and Crixz Combind
Hey Popeyes Rat, wanna play some minceraft?
An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.
Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.
Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
A person that is obsessed with collecting the tarry residue from pipes used to smoke marijuana. This residue gives a mild buzz when smoked and is used as a last resort by some smokers. A resin rat will go to great lengths to get this tarry substance and will even smoke it when bud is present.
Man 1: Wow, Jim is really going to town on that bowl.
Man 2: Yeah, he's a regular old resin rat.
The anus of the rat. I don't give a rat's hiney means I don't give a shit, I don't care, it is the same to me, it is not my business, something that is careless
I don't give a rat's hiney if I lose my job.
The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"