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When you can shit, you should shit. This helps avoid awkward moments of unease in the foreseeable future.
"Yeah dude, I went to the toilets and I implimented Rule 43, just in case."
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There is no such thing as too young.
An example of rule 6 is if your 20 and your partner is 45.
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A rule that states anything that results in any form of labor or risk should not be taken unless the amount of money your offered is to your liking
Only fight when you have been paid to do so
Never take a Favor...you get no money out of it
Everything....and everyone has a price....
This is Rule one
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Rule 139 - All Trump supporters have D.A.P (Dry Ass Pussy)
Female Trumpie - "Trump will always be my president!"
Educated person - "I can smell your D.A.P from here bitch. Don't forget rule 139."
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When a girl looks good far away and gradually gets uglier as she approaches closer and closer. see synonym Block or more
Derived from "Limit" behaviors in Calculus.
(Guy A and Guy B are driving down the strip)
Guy A: Damn, look at that chick over there. She is Bangin!
Guy B: Wow! You are right. She is hot.
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.(drives closer)
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Guy A: OMG, dude. WTF is wrong with her eyes.
Guy B: FUCK! That bitch is a limit rule.
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Anyone with a "condition" will whine about it. No exceptions.
Corollary 1: the less serious the condition, the louder they will whine
Corollary 2: the more they whine, the more likely the problem is between their ears.
Harry: You see this blog? She goes on for pages about her hangnail and how she is on disability because of it. Ugh...
Paul: Rule 222, second corollary
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