Peugeot ' a side order of frogs legs' 306 TDI

A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.

Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.

Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............

Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.

Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!

Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.

Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.

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Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head

The mark of being gay. One will put this mark oneself if he is joining the gay community.

Two lines on buzz cut on right side of head means ur entering the gay community

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chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

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Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

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i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

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why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

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chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"