When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.
Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep
"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"
Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.
Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.
Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you
"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"
1. to defecate inside a woman's vagina while she is asleep
2. to take advantage of a highly intoxicated woman
"Man last night you totally sleeping Delhey'd that girl"
"Really?"
"Yeah she was drunk out of her mind and you just banged her in front of everyone"
What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
something that will never happen
pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep
Staying on the phone with a person overnight shows that u and that person have a deep connection. You dont stay on the phone just to talk. You stay on the phone to form a deeper connection.
It shows that you are comfortable with that person and all their flaws
Jimmy and Carla had sleep conversation last night and now they feel lile they know each other better