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A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more
Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome
When a guy is only interested in chicks with boyfriends.
Did you hear about Steve? He got beat up because of his lancelot syndrome
Closely related to the Stockholm Syndrom, the Josholm Syndrom is a coping mechanism to an abusive situation in which an individual develops admiration towards their abuser over time due to strong dependency on the abuser. The Josholm Syndrom can be observed in professional environments and within friend groups. It typically develops when a (perceived) superior or individual of higher social status starts verbally abusing the victim by cracking inappropriate jokes, downplaying their abilities and / or highlighting their inabilities in public and private settings. While most healthy humans tend to stand up for themselves or report the abuser, victims suffering from Josholm Syndrom will start to look up to the abuser in fear that retaliation could lead to a further decline of their career or social status and will ultimately start to adore the abuser. Victims will typically falsely believe or will be made to believe that they are part of the inner friend cycle of the abuser. The Josholm Syndrom is mostly observed in individuals with low self-esteem and little character.
A: Did you see how John made fun of Mike in the meeting today? I cannot believe Mike didn't say a word and even laughed about it.
B: Unbelievable... I think he is afraid to speak up because of the upcoming promotion cycle.
A: He must be suffering from Josholm Syndrom. I would never let someone do this to me.
sudden onset of symptoms before a test, usually occurring the day before or of a test. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, increased heart rate, chest pain, and anxiety. Unfortunately, this disease cannot be cured, but treatment may help.
Friend: “I’m feeling really nervous about this test tomorrow. I almost feel sick!”
Me: “You probably have the Hallie Syndrome!”
When something especially good is happening, Some people feel the need to cause drama for entertainment or other purposes. Essentially throwing their marble on the floor for whatever caused the good thing to happen to trip on. (I.e. Get Canceled, Deplatformed, Etc.) And others who feel entertained and or want to join will also be throwing their marble on the floor until the thing that caused all of this eventually trips.
“Dude, Did you see what Mr. Beast did now?!”
“What?”
“He gave a man $300,000! He should’ve donated it!”
“Sounds like you got marble syndrome.”
VSCO syndrome is where one has many “VSCO girl” sighs,like
Multiple scrunchies
KANKEN backpack
Shell necklace
Lots and lots of bracelets
And and aesthetic “vibe”
Oh my goodness beca, I think you have VSCO syndrome
Very common amongst international kids in Hong Kong, Sevens Syndrome happens during the last weekend of March where the Hong Kong Rugby Sevens take place. With all the rugby and partying atmosphere happening, people with Sevens Syndrome is so focused on having fun in the sevens they would do it at anybody's expense, often pissing people off before it even starts. Also easily angered by anything sevens related.
"Hey why's John getting all angry over Jason not letting him lend his id for the south stand?"
"Sevens syndrome"
"Right"