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When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one
I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.
Kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise
A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco
"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"
This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!