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When someone gets piped so bad you have to check to make sure they are alright. Usually occurs when someone gets sauced in UFC.
Brendan: Gets knocked the fuck out in 6 seconds...
Wade: We still cool tho right?
Alcoholic beverage made from Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey, Tequila and red bull. You must take shot with your right hand.
Yo bar keep, hook me up with a right-handed tennessee stripper bomb.
Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane
Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".
When guys see a female that looks good to them rating her on a scale of 1-10
Ty: Hey man look at her!
Zan: I'll get that 8 piece right there.
According to Hillary Clinton, these are the people who supposedly "made up" The fact that Bill Clinton was having many extramarital affairs and lying about it under oath.
"That is not going to be proven true," Clinton said. She said she was fighting the charges "not only because I love and believe my husband" but for the sake of the nation.
I liked the part where the vast right-wing conspiracy broke into Monica's closet and stained her blue dress with Bill Clinton's Semen! Damn their good!
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A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.
My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.
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Someone who makes a statement and doesn't know how to spell "possibly".
Basically what happened during Order 66 in Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith.
When something is so wrong that nothing could aquatically happen that is good.
The opposite of "What could possbily go wrong"?
literally my god damn life
what can possbily go right
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