You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.
Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3
2👍 1👎
What is in the Spam Musubi?
Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon
When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable
"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"
bacon sandwich that is out of this world
"oh man I fancy a cosmo bacon"
another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action
here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon