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To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors
I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station
A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole
Hey that girls has a wooly door
The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.
Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!
The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.
When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.
Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls