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A person who does not fit into a stereotype but wears a flatbill hat up and to the left no matter the occassion. Most closely resembles a guido but only listens to gangster rap songs you've never heard of. most J-Mass's are from south Florida around coral springs, but some may be found as far north as Jacksonville. A J-Mass may say "fire" or "that's f***ing straight" to refer to something cool. Their lives are fueled by the pursuit of sex and they will work harder for a woman than anything else. A J-Mass will also claim to have the biggest dick out of anyone in the room even though it won't be true. A J-Mass is a chain smoker, pothead, and will own atleast one bong. If a J-Mass wants to smoke with you he will ask by saying something along the lines of "ay bro, you wanna burn?"
Wow that kid on the skatebord with the flatbill hat over there is a real J-Mass.
"If you wanna step up to a monster cock just hit me up"
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group of 3 friends. 2 lovely girls and a decent looking guy. they are called the fuckin j's because each one of their names begins with the letter j. they are notoriously known for vandalizing bathrooms even though they SWEAR it wasnt them, hardcore moshing at concerts and when they're not rocking your face, the 610 is where they wreck havoc. all 3 also know every line to the movie "means girls" by heart and can and will quote lines for hours on end.
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A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.
I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.
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A lame attempt at executing a donut. The driver ( from a standstill ) will lose traction, cut the wheel, and whip the car around 270 degrees, then continue to drive forward. Whereas a donut consists of almost a perfect 360 degrees of both rear tire marks. A donut requires some driving skill which most retards attempting it lack.
Them: Yo, did you see that sweet ass donut I just did?
You: Take your weak ass j-hooks to back to La Fiebre.
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The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit, they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.
"Hey Honey, what would you like for lunch?"
"Some PB&J, if you know what I mean..."
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to go on a walk while smokin a j, or joint for the slow ones out there
"Good sir, would you like to j walk a little bit later tonight?"
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The "Flying J" is a fairly difficult and athletic sexual manuever akin to such greats as the "Houdini", the "Bucking Bronco," or the "Donkey Punch." It requires very specific circumstances and great precision. However, the satisfaction that comes with a perfect execution is that much greater.
- You're shooting hoops in the driveway or the local court.
- Your girlfriend or some unsuspecting hottie is standing under the basketball net, watching you school chumps all day.
- You take a water break and get some quick nookie from the hoochie under the net--enough to get a mean hard on.
- Then you swiftly run back to the foul line, turn around and start gaining momentum for a monster jam. - While running towards the hoop, dribble with one hand and unzip your fly with the other (Pull down your waist band if you're wearing mesh shorts).
- Jump as high as you can, slam dunk dat shit yo, and land your floppy nutsack directly in her mouth. (It should be gaping wide open in awe of your mad balling skillz and massive erection).
- Congratulations. You have just executed a perfect "Flying J". As the ball goes in the hoop, your balls go in her mouth.
- For bonus points, go for a "Flying J with a Full Landing" (Hang onto the rim while she finishes you off).
- For style points, go for a "Bill Russel Trombone" (Reverse slam it and have her give you a "Rusty Trombone" upon dunking)
After shooting hoops with Jenna Jameson, I decided this was my best shot at executing a perfect Flying J.
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