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Matthew

A man that holds more L’s than anyone else.

Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.

Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.

by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality

Everyone likes Matthew.

by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020


Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Will have the best relationships with someone named Sarah, Courtney or Bri/Bree.

Oh look Matthew is looking very handsome!

by Asheritu November 7, 2019


Matthew

A faggot who wears jackets you will always see him wearing a jacket. Very rich and very Asian

Matthew Is A Name

by YourMomIsCute1212 November 29, 2018


Matthew

Matthew is gay

Person 1 :Hey look its Matthew
Person 2 : Ew hes gay

by Trump-is-gay November 1, 2020


Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--

Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*

by March 8, 2019


Matthew

is very good guy plays fortnite and some girl named ashley likes him matthew is very fast and has over 50 wins he is very cool so ladies go crazy

#Matthew

by i have your booty January 14, 2019