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Noah Joseph Rust is an autistic monkey who's not locked in at school and is failing with all F grades
Noah Joseph Rust touched my willie
absolute spastic with no chill, perverted intentions around unnamed women, any skin must be covered at all times. please stay away from anyone with this ungodly name.
"OMG.. Is that Noah Gennockey, hide your ankles!!!"
"PLEASE HELP! Noah Gennockey is behind me with his 9" cock hanging out"
Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
A "Noah Kingston" is that guy that can't talk to girls
Girl: Hey
Guy: Uhm.... bye (walks away)
Other guy: Damn he just did a Noah Kingston
#myfriendhasacrushonthisdudelolzzzzz
“Do you like Noah Sakzenian 😱? You can’t my friend likes em 🔫😋😋😋”
a little bitch, who thinks he is cool.
his girlfriend's name is evely
Noah Gast is a little bitch
a kid in the south west who has e shay shoes and lives in margs, he is often seen getting in with everygirl he sees
and says he doesnt skate but he can be seen nearly every wknd running away from the skatepark with the whole skatepark chasing him away .smokes baccy
girl1: whos the lucky man
girl2: noah gray
girl1: oh I dated him last week