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I pulled out, just in time to shoot my pee pee spit all over her belly.
Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O
When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.
Dude...the Kevin was peeing with no sound in there.
This homeless cracker just walked by and smelled like fried pee, and he made me accidentally swallow my throw up. oop!
Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee
Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee