flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

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fly like falcon

When everyone thinks you had a grand adventure but really you did nothing except hide in a box in the attic.

"My trip to Paris was amazing!"

"Whatever. You can fly like falcon all you want. I know you were really in Boise!"

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let the doves fly

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbation

Ronnie- "That nude scene was the best. I think I'm gonna go let the doves fly."

Bobby-"yea good idea."

...10 min later...

Bobby-"the doves are free my friend."

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flying ninja gorilla

AKA FNG's are believed as mythical creatures of great power...these FNg's were once at war with teh FNM's....though their superior strength helped them greatly... their numbers were too few to hold on more than a few hundred years...it is believed that 1 or 2 may reamin on this planet...but these are only myths or rhumours...none of yet have been seen in thousands of years

it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's

Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for oil...this is only a cover up...he searches for the power to control this mythical FNG

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Penis Fly Trap

A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off

that cheerleader is a penis fly trap

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reverse flying nun

a complicated sexual position that involves an intricate system of pulleys and levers, a goat and a nun.

"I asked my girlfriend if she'd try out the reverse flying nun last night, but she said it was against her religion."

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Flying Ice Kick

Superhuman feat of endurance and concentration oft performed by small Indian (dots not feathers) men after consuming upwards of one (1) beer. Quite possibly the most humiliating act known to man.

Dude, Alexander just performed a Flying Ice Kick. What an Ice Hole!

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