To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina
That bacon colonel was great last night
Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!
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Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.
Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3
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When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff
Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed
You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable
"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"