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When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.
similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"
1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.
Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.
An effort to describe someone's ass.
Just think about it and you will get the drift....
Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!
When someone bites their fingernails, then they take a crap and the chewed up fingernails are sticking downwards out of a turd, like the spikes on a pineapple.
sharp turd, like a pineapple turd.
Body waste after eating white trash foods like Squeeze cheese, pork rinds, Spam or anything out of a toaster oven.
"Don't use the trailer's bathroom for a few, I just had major trailer turd."
When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.
A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.