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horse turd

A person whom is a piece of shit in a relationship.

Zac is such a horse turd.

by Alexus Martinez October 12, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Furgeson

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.

similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"

by Mike Wilkinson August 12, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade November 27, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pineapple Turd

When someone bites their fingernails, then they take a crap and the chewed up fingernails are sticking downwards out of a turd, like the spikes on a pineapple.

sharp turd, like a pineapple turd.

by JENN UHH FER January 20, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trailer turd

Body waste after eating white trash foods like Squeeze cheese, pork rinds, Spam or anything out of a toaster oven.

"Don't use the trailer's bathroom for a few, I just had major trailer turd."

by Ferocia October 9, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd tamper

One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.

Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.

by flippersideways November 26, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž