wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce

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wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

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Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.

Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty

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wet poodle

someone's pubic hair after oral sex.

Dude 1: dude i just ate a girl out
Dude 2: Damn how did her wet poodle taste

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Wet wipe

Chris

Wet wipe

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Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

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wet boi

He is fucking lit man you cant do shit to this motherfucker man he will kick your gay ass hes really patriotic and will love to fuck trump

Man why is that WET BOI fucking that wall?

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