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When an individual cannot be fucked doing any work for themselves or the benifit of others
Work ethic:
Alex still hasn't marked any assessment from 6 months ago letting his students suffer #noworkethic
"Alex, do you have our marks?" Alex: "They will be up tonight"
#bullshit
Having a crush on someone you work with. Commonly thinking about it when you see them but never acting on it for fear of causing a work-life drama crisis.
Tanya: oh my gosh I have the biggest work crush on Jeff
Sophie: wait when do you work with him next
When a couple of guys working on a project are away from their wives for too long, and they end up in the doghouse.
We were just trying to get shit done! We didn't know we were doghouse working!
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
When a Supervisor is heavily at work ensuring the crew is spinning the top, the other members of the crew sexually assaulting his bottom area.
Hey T, Q sure was occupied watching the top spinning. He didn’t even realize they were blasting him from the bottom end. He’s not going to be able to walk tomorrow after working the bottom like that.
Yeah that's the worst isn't it?
Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."
Ahahahaha, I know!
Hym "Ha! Yeah, he wants me to die working but he's using some of the core elements of my marketing strategy so he knows that I'm better than him and he's mad that I'm allowed to fuck his fat-titted sister and he's not. You already have a sister to fuck, Ben! The ritual is complete! Incest is bad!"