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The new apple Debonk-Debonk is a musical can opener. this is useful if you like to listen to music while you open your tomato sauce.
Hey bro want an Apple Debonk-Debonk for christmas?
Yeah sure, why not?
fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.
boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff
other boy: why
boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now
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This expression is used in two cases.
1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
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Green apple Gang members are people who are superior to every one. They only eat green apples and destroy red apples, which makes sense because red apples are disgusting. The red apple gang is known as their worst enemy. But the red apple gang sucks in general.
"GREEN APPLE GANG!!!"
"A Green apple a day keeps the doctor away"
*Smashes red apple* " it was a disappointment to the apple race anyway"
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Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
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like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.
Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!
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The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.
"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"
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