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The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.
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A tall skinny guy or girl, particularly with long legs which resemble a mosquitos, who are completely unlikeable because they are such jerks.
Don't talk to Ritchie man, that guy is a bendy-legged chumbucket!
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When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.
A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.
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A FEMALE WITH A LARGE UPPER FRAME WITH SKINNY, SPINDELY LEGS THAT RESEMBLE GOLF CLUBS
IMAGINE A POTATOE AS THE BODY AND GOLF CLUBS AS THE LEGS.
HEY LOTTO, CHECK OUT HER GOLF CLUB LEGS
ALSO LIKE OLD SCHOOL WRESTLERS, LIKE DUSTY RHODES ALSO HAVE GOLF CLUB LEGS OR AS MY FATHER SAYS, SHE IS BUILT LIKE A WRESTLER
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When he fucks you so good your legs lock up.
I came so hard he had me in that Louisiana Leg Lock.
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The one-legged race is a highly active sexual position which involves the man lifting the woman off the floor and holding her against the wall with one leg raised holding one of her legs up and the other planted on the floor to provide the thrust. Can be painful if you overbalance at all.
i totally gave her a one-legged race last night, but f*cked my arm up when i fell over.
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when some one throws there legs around tryin to do an exercise or goin for a pass.
steve is crazy legs magee "malcom"
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