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1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke
Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers
Asian Central. The number #1 banter page on Instagram. If you do not follow, you are a simp.
Judge: Do you follow Asian Central?
Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*
Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho
An Asian Rachel is an attention seeking Asian female (usually with a substance abuse problem) who jumps from one group of acquaintances to another while professing that everybody is her “best friend” When her cringe behavior and drunken antics wear thin on a certain circle she switches her colors like a chameleon to another one. Sometimes she pretends to be the gay bae other times she’s the subculture gamer comic nerd chick. She secretly is terrified to be alone and single and will always gravitate toward unattractive introverted men who she thinks won’t attract other females.
She’s not a real friend she’s an Asian Rachel
A term used by monolingual people to refer to users on the internet with japanese, chinese, or korean names.
Monolingual person: Who's joe?
亚洲人:joe mama
Monolignual person:Haha good one asian letters
When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.
OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.
A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.
This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.