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A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE
Also known as: Luke
I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...
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The last thing you say before completely removing someone from your life; the ultimate annoyance
She really makes my asshole sick the way she's acting right now.
Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.
I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell
What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.
Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.
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Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.
Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.
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A wonderful comeback that is randomly applicable to many situations.
Jason: Hey Penelope, bread makes you fat.
Penelope: Eh, go bleach your asshole, John.
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