Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

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Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

National Bacons Day

Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.

Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3

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Baconed

When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff

Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed

Like a pig in bacon

When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable

"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"