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It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother
Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!
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To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off
I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"
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When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.
I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole
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Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.
"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"
"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."
"Fuck, blow my day!"
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Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
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When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.
This occurs when more than one lady is giving a guy a blow job and he ejaculates more than usual on the ladies.
He was relaxing while his drunk girlfriends gave him a super blow bomb.