flex boner

When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.

Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.

Can also be referred to as a flex-b.

I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.

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20 boners

To become extremely aroused. Horny.

That girl gives me 20 boners.

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boner eclipse

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

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Boner Rage

Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.

Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.

Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"

Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!

(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)

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pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to get a hard-on.

If I haven't taken care of my morning wood, I always pop a boner in the cadet showers!

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bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.

I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!

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boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

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