You're Number 1!

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.

Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"

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1/2 Prince

A manga that can't make up it's mind on whether it's Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, or Korean. There is still debate as to it's origins. 1/2 Prince was originally a novel, adopted into manga form. It is staged in the future, and is about a girl who is provoked by her brother into playing a virtual reality game (in which you actually exist in the game) so she can prove girls are not as weak as he says. Because she is the first player, the creators of the game - on her request - change her character into a boy. Her avatar is extremely hot (known as a bishie) and imidiately attracts attention from the female community. The manga continues, focusing on Prince's (the main character's name in-game) growing popularity and his/her growing, soap opera-esque social issues.

God, 1/2 Prince is so much like my life; I'm a transexual with a gay guy and a confused cousin of mine trying to get with me.

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1/8 of an ounce

3.543 rounds to 3.5

1/8 of an ounce just like 1/8 (an eighth) of shrooms is 3.5 grams of the ounce.

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1/60th black

Obama.

end of discussion

obama
is
1/60th black
obama
is
white

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1/8th orgasm

If a person sneezes, or suddenly pops out a severley unexpected shit - they can experiance 1/8th of an orgasm from the sheer fright and suprise of the moment.

'Oh my god Bruce, I just did a nasty shit and had 1/8th orgasm!!!!'

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#1 Survivor Fan

Ross
The one who like survivor most
Ross

Ross is the #1 Survivor Fan

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#1 namjoon stan

the title of the #1 namjoon stan is given to user @namjoonswife . She is the best namjoon stan to have ever existed or walked upon this earth . She is also the envy of other namjoon stans all over the world as she holds the title for being his one and only wife. Yes . that’s right you heard me

“I’m so jealous of namjoonzwife..i wish i was the #1 namjoon stan instead of her 🙁”

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