c!tommy

One of the most shitty main characters I have ever seen, if you actually think he's good then go away.

"Hey do you like c!tommy?"
"Get the fuck away from me."

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c-note

class notes.

Boy: What are we doing today in class?
Girl: We are taking C-Notes.

Boy: Thanks. :)

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Brad C.

A cum guzzling dick monger who picks fights in dorm hallways and gets punched the fuck out.

Brad C.~ "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?

Person~ "Go away"

Brad C.~ "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?
*Gets knocked the fuck out*

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C&H

coffee and hooters
Coffee and hooters a.k.a. marijuna cigarettes

It's 7 AM ! C&H ?

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Shaun C

Pimptastic, or something ill that everyone likes or enjoys.

man i love your car that shit is shaun c!

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H/C

Used to denote high citrus content. Usually written on packets of fruit snacks or bottles of toilet cleaner.

man with low citrus counts: I feel like shit.
doctor: have some H/C windex.
man with low citrus counts: thanks bud.

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USB-C

A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.

USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.

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