wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild

i am going to kill myself clout child

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

Chicken nugget Child

Is a annoying/funny person

A peson that is light skin and has a oval head

A child that eats a lot of chicken nuggets

Shut up chicken nugget child

Whitney looks like a chicken nugget child

G Child

God's Child

G Child took his life in an instant.

The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.

“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”