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When a group of penguins have a gang bang in the online kid friendly game, Club Penguin
"You down for that club peng bang tonight billy?"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"
"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"
"You getting me even more pumped"
An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
Used in connection with electronics kit-building, or electrical work in general. It is one step above the "Black Smoke Club". To become a member of the Blue Flame Club of electronics kit builders, your completed kit radio, oscilloscope, multimeter, etc., must burst into vigorous flames, with the distinct blue color of high-voltage short-circuit electrical arcing, as soon as you power it up for the first time. If it only sizzles and emits grey or black smoke, but no visible flames, you are member of the Black Smoke Club.
"Did you hear about Jerry almost electrocuting himself down in the avionics lab this morning? His DIY power supply kit exploded as soon as he plugged it in; yep, ol' Jerry bought himself a charter membership in the Blue Flame Club!"
A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it
girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?
While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
The Vile High Club is slang for the group of people who have masturbated on board and seated in an aircraft in flight.
During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
“Did you have a nice trip to Boston ?”
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.
Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.